Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

At one time there were voiceover artists, now there are celebrity voiceover artists. It's unfortunate because these people need the money less than the voiceover artist.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

In this age of media and Internet access, we are much more talkative than ever before.

You do hear some strange rumours floating around. One I've heard is that I'm allergic to metal.

I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how it's resolved]," he said, and then joked, "They'll have to resolve me while I'm not there, so I hope they don't say, 'Oh yeah, Mulder's gone, what an asshole. He had a baby with me, he kissed me and then he left.'

Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.