I'd really like to go with you, Agachak. Truly I would...but I just can't." "I don't understand. Why not?" "I'm not allowed to leave home. My mother'd punish me something awful if I did..." "But you're the king." "That doesn't change a thing. I still do what mother says. She tells everybody that I'm the best boy ever when it comes to that." Agachak resisted a powerful urge to change this half-wit into a toad or perhaps a jellyfish.
David EddingsIt's all very well to put the government in the hands of the perfect man, but what do you do when the perfect man gets a bellyache?
David EddingsIt's only a story, isn't it?"... "Who's to say what's only a story and what's truth disguised as a story?
David Eddings