Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow

There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

This is what has to be remembered about the law: Beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior there beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.