When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.

You can be in London at 10 o'clock and in New York at 10 o'clock. I have never found another way of being in two places at once.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.

This is what has to be remembered about the law: Beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior there beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

Now he's miserable and depressed.