Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

What we are going to end up with here is two nations. That will create real resentment in the workforce.

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.

A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class.

Over the last half century the television interview has given us some of TV's most heart-stopping and memorable moments. On the surface it is a simple format - two people sitting across from one another having a conversation. But underneath it is often a power struggle - a battle for the psychological advantage.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.