The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

Now he's miserable and depressed.