She was making great money at personal appearances.
I was already set for life when I met her.
I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with.
She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.
And she could never give me an answer. And I realized that, you know, I had a problem on my hands.
She just kept hitting me in the head with her fists, over, and over and over.