A true fascist is anyone who wants to take away my air conditioning or force me to ride a bike.

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

A true fascist is anyone who wants to take away my air conditioning or force me to ride a bike.

Are you sick and tired of these moralizing moralizers imposing their morality on the rest of us? I know I am.

Common Core, the initiative that claims to more accurately measure K-12 student knowledge in English and math, also encourages children to step up their "critical thinking."

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

Twitter's popularity and usefulness are mysteries to me.