Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I let people down easy with inspiration.

My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.

I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.

My one ambition was to go to Broadway, and I never gave up on that dream.