Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I'm nailing it. I'm even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now.

I've got taste, it's inbred in me.

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.

I feel like Elvis. Only alive.

I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.