All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

Learning to write for the theatre is learning to be a human being, because the theatre by its very nature makes you deal with other human beings.

Ultimately one has to pity these poor souls who know every secret about writing, directing, designing, producing, and acting but are stuck in those miserable day jobs writing reviews. Will somebody help them, please?

Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

Necessarily, I'm always involved in casting, as any playwright is, because the whole process of putting on a play is a collaborative, organic effort on the part of a bunch of people trying to think alike.

I think everything should be in verse. 'The New York Times' should be in verse.

All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.