All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

Lists are anti-democratic, discriminatory, elitist, and sometimes the print is too small.

I admire pop songs that are perfect at three minutes.

Plays are always about intense relationships, whether they're intense love relationships or family relationships or existential relationships.

Ultimately one has to pity these poor souls who know every secret about writing, directing, designing, producing, and acting but are stuck in those miserable day jobs writing reviews. Will somebody help them, please?

I think everything should be in verse. 'The New York Times' should be in verse.

All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.