All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

With my plays, when the lights go down, at least the audience isn't thinking, 'Oh, God, two more hours of this.

Learning to write for the theatre is learning to be a human being, because the theatre by its very nature makes you deal with other human beings.

Ultimately one has to pity these poor souls who know every secret about writing, directing, designing, producing, and acting but are stuck in those miserable day jobs writing reviews. Will somebody help them, please?

All reviews should carry a Surgeon General's warning. The good ones turn your head, the bad ones break your heart.

I admire pop songs that are perfect at three minutes.

Writing a play, you start with less, so more is demanded of you. It's as if you have to not only write a symphony, but invent the instruments as well.