Writers are used to being re-created, and need it.

I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera.

Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.

It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.

Thus did my siblings and I learn one of the hard lessons of life: the best way to strip the allure and dreaminess from a lifelong dream is, very often, simply to have it come true.

Be mindful of your self-talk. It's a conversation with the universe.

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut.