I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
David KoechnerI don't have anything that dramatic as far as a performance goes. I've never participated in a show that ended in a fight in my memory.
David KoechnerIf you can play an asshole you never get to do it in life, so what rich joy there is to go and do that and say awful things to people.
David KoechnerYou are always looking for a different kind of read and a different kind of intention when you are by yourself in the booth. Occasionally you are playing off of people, but it is a bit of a different muscle that you have to flex. At the end of the day though, it really is all just great fun and play that we are lucky enough to get paid for.
David Koechner