If you can play an asshole you never get to do it in life, so what rich joy there is to go and do that and say awful things to people.
David KoechnerI don't have anything that dramatic as far as a performance goes. I've never participated in a show that ended in a fight in my memory.
David KoechnerI will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
David Koechner