A body of 500 men chosen at random from amongst the unemployed.

One cannot cross an abyss in two jumps.

Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.

Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor player makes too many mistakes to worry about them.

The world is becoming like a lunatic asylum run by lunatics.

If you want to succeed in politics you must keep your conscience firmly under control.

Neville [Chamberlain] has a retail mind in a wholesale business.