Who ordained that a few should have the land of Britain as a perquisite, who made 10,000 people owners of the soil and the rest of us trespassers in the land of our birth?

It is either Christ or chaos.

When they circumcised Herbert Samuel they threw away the wrong bit

Lucidity of speech is unquestionably one of the surest tests of mental precision...In my experience a confused talker is never a clear thinker.

Do not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps.

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.

Wisdom is like a baobab tree; no one individual can embrace it.