We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.

Wild men, screaming through the keyholes.

Great men sometimes lose the reins and lose their heads. This time, let us hope that they will retain them and that when victory is assured they will sit down and reckon what the future is going to be for their countries as well as for other lands.

Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor player makes too many mistakes to worry about them.

Who ordained that a few should have the land of Britain as a perquisite, who made 10,000 people owners of the soil and the rest of us trespassers in the land of our birth?

The doctors are always changing their opinions. They always have some new fad.

A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.