Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.

In my family, in the days prior to television, we liked to while away the evenings by making ourselves miserable, solely based on our ability to speak the language viciously.

The so-called assault weapons ban is a hoax. It is a political appeal to the ignorant. The guns it supposedly banned have been illegal for 78 years. Did the ban make them 'more' illegal? The ban addresses only the appearance of weapons, not their operation.

We live in oppressive times. We have, as a nation, become our own thought police; but instead of calling the process by which we limit our expression of dissent and wonder ‘censorship,’ we call it ‘concern for commercial viability.

It is the writer’s job to make the play interesting. It is the actor’s job to make the performance truthful.

I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear.

It's hard for a Jew of my generation, an American Jew, who is philo-Zionistic, not to romanticize Israel.