I tend to write a lot, which I think is the secret to being prolific.

If You can't tell it to me in one sentence, they can't put it in TV Guide.

When we leave the play saying how spectacular the sets or costumes were, or how interesting the ideas, it means we had a bad time.

The liberals in my neighbourhood wouldn't give away Brentwood to the Palestinians, but they want to give away Tel Aviv.

I hate the computer. I hate their spell-check. I won't ever do e-mail.

Art and mass entertainment and propaganda, they can all be plotted on the same graph, but there is a difference.

The audience will teach you how to act and the audience will teach you how to write and to direct. The classroom will teach you how to obey, and obedience in the theatre will get you nowhere. It’s a soothing falsity.