Film is a collaborative business: bend over.

A liberal pretending to be a conservative? That's like a straight person pretending to be gay to get greater acceptance.

It's hard to write a good play because it's hard to structure a plot. If you can think of it off the top of your head, so can the audience.

Forget narrative, backstory, characterisation, exposition, all of that. Just make the audience want to know what happens next.

The so-called assault weapons ban is a hoax. It is a political appeal to the ignorant. The guns it supposedly banned have been illegal for 78 years. Did the ban make them 'more' illegal? The ban addresses only the appearance of weapons, not their operation.

I go out there. I'm out there every day. [Pause] There is nothing out there.

Opportunity may knock, but it seldom nags.