I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

They say you can't study Kabbalah until you are at least 40 years old. You know why? You have to have experienced at least one generation making the same mistakes as the previous one.

I'm responding to the will of the people.

I know very well what it is to be out of work and to be cheated by employers and I know what it is to be an employer.

Society functions in a way much more interesting than the multiple-choice pattern we have been rewarded for succeeding at in school. Success in life comes not from the ability to choose between the four presented answers, but from the rather more difficult and painfully acquired ability to formulate the questions.

The first amendment ensures not that speech will be fair, but that it will be free. It cannot be both.

The product of the artist has become less important than the fact of the artist. We wish to absorb this person. We wish to devour someone who has experienced the tragic. In our society this person is much more important than anything he might create.