I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

Culture exists and evolves to relegate to habit categories of interactions the constant conscious reference to which would make human interaction impossible.

I pray you indulge me for a space, for I am going to set out on a speech which may have some duration, but whose theme may be gleaned from its opening phrase: how dare you.

If You can't tell it to me in one sentence, they can't put it in TV Guide.

Worry is interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due.

The purpose of technique is to free the unconscious. If you follow the rules ploddingly, they will allow your unconscious to be free.

Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.