I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

My dad was a labour lawyer, and the ideas that I grew up with - bad management, bad capitalism, robber barons - when I applied this to my own life, I saw that we are all on both sides of the coin.

President Obama seems to understand the Constitution as a 'set of suggestions.'

The subject of drama is The Lie. At the end of the drama THE TRUTH -- which has been overlooked, disregarded, scorned, and denied -- prevails. And that is how we know the Drama is done.

The individual is not only best qualified to provide his own personal defense, he is the only one qualified to do so: and his right to do so is guaranteed by the Constitution.

I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say you can get further with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.

Many players will not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge.