Like Lincoln said: "If slavery is not wrong, nothing is wrong," and I feel the same way about the leftist dismantling of the West. If that's not wrong, then nothing is wrong.

When the three branches of government have failed to represent the citizenry and the mass of the media has failed to represent the citizenry, then the citizenry better represent the citizenry.

It’s not a lie. It’s a gift for fiction.

Storytelling is like sex. We all do it naturally. Some of us are better at it than others.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family, peace between nations, and all the critics die.

We recipients of the boon of liberty have always been ready, when faced with discomfort, to discard any and all first principles of liberty, and, further, to indict those who do not freely join with us in happily arrogating those principles.