There is a profound and ineradicable taint of antisemitism in the British.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

President Obama seems to understand the Constitution as a 'set of suggestions.'

The true writer must write not the acceptable but the true.

Train yourself for a profession that does not exist.

My idea of perfect happiness is a healthy family, peace between nations, and all the critics die.

I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say you can get further with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.