Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

The human world is made of stories, not people.

I am, emphatically. Mental illness triggered by xperimental error.

Travel far enough, you meet yourself.

I can write pretty much anywhere.

What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.

Me, I want to bloody kick this moronic bloody world in the bloody teeth over and over till it bloody understands that not hurting people is ten bloody thousand times more bloody important than being right.