Me, I want to bloody kick this moronic bloody world in the bloody teeth over and over till it bloody understands that not hurting people is ten bloody thousand times more bloody important than being right.

What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?

Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself stepping out on the street again.

Mother used to say escape is never further than the nearest book.

When I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll preorder me. What a lucky guy!

The mind abhors a vacancy & is wont to people it with phantoms.

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.