Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.

If losers can exploit what their adversaries teach them, yes, losers can become winners in the long term.

She was widely read enough to appreciate my literary wit but not so widely read that she knew my sources. I like that in a woman.

The weak are meat the strong do eat.

Don't bemoan your misspent life quite yet. Forgive me for flaunting my experience, but you have no conception of what a misspent life constitutes.

Loneliness is an integral part of travelling. I used to think it was the downside to travelling, but now I realise it is a necessary educative part of it to be embraced.

Women, O, women! They'll find the baddest meanin' in your words & hold it up.