When I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll preorder me. What a lucky guy!

A mountain you're plannin' on climbin' ain't the same as the one you ain't. It ain't so pretty.

Times are you say a person's b'liefs ain't true, they think you're sayin' their lifes ain't true an' their truth ain't true.

Better a soulless clone... than a souled roach.

When I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll preorder me. What a lucky guy!

If swans weren't real myths'd make up.

What do I miss? Second-hand bookshops where I can find things I had no idea I wanted. AbeBooks helps, but it doesn't have that smell.