Truth is singular. Its 'versions' are mistruths.
People b'lief the world is built so an tellin em it ain't so caves the roofs on their heads'n'maybe yours.
I wonder if you encountered this dictum first spoken by a twentieth-century statesman: "An abyss cannot be crossed in two steps.
Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.