I hear my father-in-law's response..."Naïve, dreaming Adam. He who would do battle with the many-headed hydra of human nature must pay a world of pain & his family must pay it along with him! & only as you gasp your dying breath shall you understand, your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean!" Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?

You say you're 'depressed' - all i see is resilience. You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn't mean you're defective - it just means you're human.

Implausible truth can serve one better than plausible fiction

Good moods’re as fragile as eggs...Bad moods’re as fragile as bricks.

The best way to get out of debt is not to seek to get out of debt, but to seek to create wealth

Two people who are a little bit deluded in each other's favour. That's what love is, isn't it?

Ive never had cocaine. I work in showbusiness and no one has ever offered me cocaine. Can you believe that? It makes me worry Im not always the life and soul of the party that I feel like in my head.