If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration.

Whoever dies with the most stuff wins.

…and there, in the background, the sky’s sediment had sunk to a place where all the woe of the words ‘I am’ dissolved into blue peace. He said it. ‘The ocean.

Music’s a wood you walk through.

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.

If you’re in your life, chance. Viewed from the outside, like a book you’re reading, it’s fate all the way.