Dont run before you can walk

You've got to stop letting women slip drugs into your mouth, Dex, it's unhygienic. And dangerous. One day it'll be a cyanide capsule.

Their friendship was like a wilted bunch of flowers that she insisted on topping up with water. Why not let it die instead?

I think probably I'm quite sentimental; I like big emotional stories, I like being moved by things, but I think I'm very embarrassed by sentiment. I'm very embarrassed by corniness.

I'm trying to be inspiring! I'm trying to lift your grubby soul for the great adventure that lies ahead of you!

If you have to keep a secret it's because you shouldn't be doing it in the first place

She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake.