At some point you’ll have to get serious about life.

A joke was not a single-use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella.

My 20s was a sea of worry. I worried about benefit forms, about being thrown out of my flat. I never went on holiday because I thought: 'What if an audition comes up?' I was a nervous wreck.

I'm trying to be inspiring! I'm trying to lift your grubby soul for the great adventure that lies ahead of you!

If you have to keep a secret it's because you shouldn't be doing it in the first place

Be good. Do something good.

Maybe we've grown out of each other.