I think reality is over-rated

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

I'm trying to be inspiring! I'm trying to lift your grubby soul for the great adventure that lies ahead of you!

What must that be like? To be admired before you’ve even said a word, to be desired two or three hundred times a day by people who have absolutely no idea what you’re like?

Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.

At some point you’ll have to get serious about life.

I think what it is is, if you're in school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and one day you say something and someone laughs, well, you sort of grab onto it, don't you? You think, well I run funny and I've got this stupid big face and big thighs and no-one fancies me, but at least I can make people laugh. And it's such a nice feeling, making someone laugh, that maybe you get a bit reliant on it. Like, if you;re not funny then you're not...anything