At university, I used to write silly little sketches and monologues, but never fiction.
David NichollsIf you're my friend I should be able to talk to you but I can't, and if I can't talk to you, well, what is the point of you? Of us?
David NichollsI think you actually get a kick out of being disappointed and under-achieving, because it's easier, isn't it? Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it.
David NichollsWell, I don't think Hollywood's a dirty word at all, I love a lot of Hollywood films.
David Nicholls