Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

Ultra competitive people who always need to win end up enjoying things less.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Malta is a sod of a place.