I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.