Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.