Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

There are wonderful people out there but also wonderful people right here.

If you could do something that would make people happy, and it would cost you neither money nor time, would you do it? If that same thing made you happy, would you do it? What is this magical thing that will brighten your day and the days of people around you and yet cost you nothing? A smile.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.