There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I was inbred into the game by my father

Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some - or occasionally lose.

A game is not won until it is lost.

Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him

Ronaldo has been compared to the incomparable George Best

The zip on the pitch is very zippy