There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I'm not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion's League, but it's definitely 10 million euros.

Sammy Lee is another inbred player

Winning isn't the end of the world

Preki quite literally only has the one foot

Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn't always get picked.

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.