Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn't always get picked.

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

Winning isn't the end of the world

He is an interesting player - short back legs.

Sammy Lee is another inbred player

Ronaldo has been compared to the incomparable George Best

Preki quite literally only has the one foot