When you've got a mountain to climb you may as well throw everything into the kitchen sink.

Sammy Lee is another inbred player

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

A game is not won until it is lost.

The zip on the pitch is very zippy

Preki quite literally only has the one foot

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.