I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.

The zip on the pitch is very zippy

There's always been a fierce rivalry between Spurs and Tottenham.

When you've got a mountain to climb you may as well throw everything into the kitchen sink.

I was inbred into the game by my father

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

Preki quite literally only has the one foot