Winning isn't the end of the world

Ronaldo has been compared to the incomparable George Best

I was inbred into the game by my father

I've enjoyed my time in the game, whether it be managing Luton in the top flight, taking Spurs to Wembley or, as director of football, pinpointing players such as Jermain Defoe, Paul Robinson and Robbie Keane with real sell-on value.

I've seen some players with very big feet ... and some with very small feet.

There's too much - I don't know what the word is - scientology in the game.

I'm not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion's League, but it's definitely 10 million euros.