To me, if you're lucky enough to make stuff that people will pay money for, do a good job. Really do a good job. Especially if you're talking about real stuff, like terror atrocities and human rights abuses and pencil-sharpening techniques.

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke.

Once you use a toothbrush to clean a pencil sharpener, you should no longer use it to clean your teeth.

I don't want to be one of these people who's like, "Man, I don't know where my ideas come from and I don't know why this works."

I felt really conflicted about making money off stuff that's creatively satisfying.

Nobody could be a professional cartoonist, because you have to do something you don't like to do in order to be a responsible adult and pay the rent.