I would make a comic for Rolling Stone every two weeks, because they're biweekly. And then I would make weekly comics for my weekly papers. It was on two parallel tracks. And then they all got collected in a book.

I've never been good at self-promotion. And my URL is really obscure. And for years and years, there was nothing about me on my website.

Everyone has pencils in their house, no matter how hip and contemporary they are.

I didn't dare to dream of making money. But now of course, I've made many thousands of dollars sharpening pencils.

I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.

The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

I feel like really thinking about art and really appreciating it and learning the language of it just makes you more of a connoisseur. I believe that.