I hate self-publishing; it's a real drag and it takes up a lot of space.

I hate self-publishing; it's a real drag and it takes up a lot of space.

I was just worried that someone was gonna think that I had been commissioned by Jamba Juice to make cartoons about Jamba Juice. And the big thing for me was - if I'm not getting paid to sell out, I don't want people to think that I'm selling out.

The way you make money is to do something you don't like to do. And that's how you know you're a virtuous person.

I don't think I would've ever dared dreaming of becoming a professional cartoonist. I wouldn't set myself up for that disappointment.

I've always liked Richard Pryor. I've always responded to rhythmic profanity.

I'm not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That's just a little hobby.