I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, "I wish I could retire at 39." So they put it in perspective.

I've never been a good hitter.

It's rewarding riding into the sunset. What better way to go? My teammates carried me off the field - it doesn't get any better than that. Now it's time to be a dad. To be as successful at that as I was at baseball would be nice.

"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.

I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, "I wish I could retire at 39." So they put it in perspective.

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