I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you’ve come to mow its lawns.
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.
It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.
There is a reason there is no such thing as a folk writer. But to be a writer you have learn what it takes to captivate a reader in order to make them turn the page. And in order to learn that, you have to read.