I've been keeping diaries for 27 years.

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.

Weird doors open. People fall into things.

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.