Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

I've never written about sex in my diary. Like if you read my diary, you wouldn't think I'm a virgin, but you would have no idea what it is that I've actually ever done.

Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.