Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.

Say what you will about the south, but in North Carolina a hot dog is free to swing anyway it wishes.

Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.

It make one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment.

I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters