People are often frightened of Parisians, but an American in Paris will find no harsher critic than another American.
David SedarisMy hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks.
David SedarisI've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.
David Sedaris